I am a historian and this is how it happened.
Now that Lucy is number one at the box office.
I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
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All I can think of when I look at the last one is
there are honestly tears in my eyes because everything after stage five is so funny
"Because some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Always makes me laugh
sounds like penance.
fuck ur dreams kid
it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”